Must Reading by an American Icon: Garrison Keillor

I want Garrison to live forever.  There's no one like him, in a good way.

Conspiracy shopping

Tired of the feds setting your clock for you? Join the Free Time movement!

If you wake up in the morning with the blues because people treat you mean, you could sing a song about it, or you could shop around for an enormous conspiracy that has denied you your constitutional right to liberty and happiness -- and how about Central Standard Time? What gives the feds the right to set your clock for you? It's tyranny.  

So you join the Free Time movement. You go to meetings. You tune in "The Bob Glenn Show" every day on Fox for your marching orders and set your clock as you darn well please and feel liberated from lockstep uniformity.

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Read the rest, here:  http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/garrison_keillor/2010/02/16/free_time_movement/index.html